Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat
Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut,
Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
What do you call male ballerinas?
Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??
If Wile E. Coyote from the Road Runner had enough money to buy all that ACME
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Stop singing and read on . . . . . . . . . . .
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you,
Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive fast
these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
the next thing that comes outta it's bum."
horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
then what is baby oil made from?
it a haemorrhoid when it's on the outside of your ass?
but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?