This guy decides to have a party where his guests are asked to come dressed as different emotions, eg anger, fear etc.

On the night of the party, the first guest arrives and he opens the door to see a guy covered in green paint
with the letters N and V painted on his chest.

He says to this guy, "Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you come as?"

And the guy says, "I'm green with envy".
The host replies, "Brilliant, come on in and have a drink."

A few minutes later the next guest arrives and the host opens the door to see a woman covered in a pink body stocking
with a feather boa wrapped round her most intimate parts.

He says to this woman "Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you come as?"

And she replies, "I'm tickled pink".
The host says, "I love it, come on in and join the party."

A couple of minutes later the doorbell goes for the third time, and the host opens the door to see two Irish blokes,
Paddy and Mick, stark naked, one with his willy stuck in a bowl of custard, and the other with his willy stuck in a pear.

The host is really shocked and says, "What the hell are you doing?
You could get arrested for standing like that out there in the street.

What emotion is this supposed to be?"

Paddy replies, "Well, I'm f*cking discustard

And my friend here has just come in dispair."!!!