A Man is walking through a park in Newcastle one day, when he hears a child
Without a second thought the man dives onto the dog and a monumental battle begins.
The man gets bitten and clawed to within an inch of his life but somehow
A man with a camera around his neck rushes over to the bloody scene.
"I'm a report with the Newcastle Chronicle and that is the bravest deed I
"That's very kind of you replies the hero - but I'm not a Geordie - I'm a Scouser"
The reported thinks for a while and replies
"That's alright - You'll still make the headlines Scouse B*****D KILLS FAMILY PET"
screaming. To his horror he sees a rottweiller attacking a small boy.
manages to pull the dog off the child, with the last ounce of strength he
strangles the ferocious beast.
have ever seen. I can just see the front page now - GEORDIE HERO SAVES CHILD FROM CERTAIN DEATH"