
A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife Interrupts,
He looks at her and says angrily;
The wife asks,
To which he replied,
Fine, she says,
"i'm not a damn carpenter and i don't want to fix the steps", he says.
So he goes to the bar and drinks for a couple of hours.
As he walks into the house he notices the steps are already fixed.
"honey", he asks, "how'd all this get fixed?"
She said,
He said,
She replied,
"honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It's been flickering For weeks now"
"fix the light, now? Does it look like I have an electricians logo printed On my forehead? I don't think so!"
"well then, could you fix the fridge door? It won't close right."
"fix the fridge door? Does it look like I have hotpoint written on my Forehead? I don't think so."
"then you could at least fix the steps to the front door?" they're About To Break."
"does It look like i have woodies DIY written on my forehead? I don't think so.
I've had enough of you. I'm going to the bar!!!"
He starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife, and decides to go home and help out.
As he enters the house, he sees the hall light is working.
As he goes to get a beer, he notices the fridge door is fixed.
"well, when you left I sat outside and cried.
Just then a nice young man asked me what was wrong, and I told him.
He offered to do all the repairs, and all I had to do was either go to bed with him or bake a cake."
"so what kind of cake did you bake him?"
"hellooooo.......do you see Delia Smith written on my forehead? I Don't think so!"